Monthly Archives: December 2013

No Virginia, there is no war on Christmas…

Only a lack of Christmas in the narrow minds and narrower hearts of men. Christmas is perhaps the most misunderstood and misrepresented holiday in the entire panoply of top-tier American Holidays (nobody seems to know what the hell Cinco Di … Continue reading

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Personal (safety) Shopper: Bring a White Guy

I’m an American, which means that deep inside me beats the heart of an Entrepreneur, an innovator, a craven opportunist. And no time of the year brings out the “true American spirit of Git’ er done.” more than Christmas. That’s … Continue reading

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If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck…

…then chances are that it’s a duck murdering, racist, homophobic redneck. “I’m shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!…” Not since Claude Rains’ uttered those transparently hypocritical words in the smoke filled halls of “Rick’s Café Américain” … Continue reading

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