Publish transition web site thingy. (note: Ask Paul how that thing works)
Order new car elevator for White House Garage.Also talk to architect about fixing that weird oval room. ( WACKY?! )
Talk to Ann about which house we should pack up. (maybe Boston?)Boston! Call campaign HQ and tell them to let George Bush out of his undisclosed location.Oh, and while I’m on the phone with campaign HQ, tell them to put John Sununu back into his undisclosed location.Call Dick Cheney and tell him to have Halliburton call me about the FEMA thing.
Take Paul and his “little missus” out for a milkshake to celebrate. ( note: Ask Ann what her name is…again )
Call “The Borkster” and set up a meeting to chat about “the Supremes”
Chris Christie: Off the Inauguration Ball guest list!!! Take that fat boy!Call tax attorney and have him claim the rest of that damn deduction! ( 9%! YES! )Talk to Shelly A. about that “Ambassador to Israel” gig that he’s been squawking about.Figure out what to tell Meatloaf about why he won’t be performing at the Inauguration Ball… (YIKES!)Call Stuart Stevens and tell him that the next empty seat that Clint Eastwood will be talking to will be the one that he used to be sitting in…
Caymans! Caymans! Caymans! – I need to just sit in the vault and stare at the money until the pain stops. After all, it’s always worked before…